LGN'S NEXT MATCHES

THURSDAY!!

Black Ocean Presents
PARADISE LOST featuring
LA GATA NEGRA: League of Masked Lady Wrestlers
with musical performances by
COFFIN LIDS ~ WILD ZERO ~ DEVIL IN THE KITCHEN
hosted by Black Cat Burlesques J. CANNIBAL

June 15th ~ 8pm ~ 18+ ~ $10

Black Ocean brings you a night of pulverizing metal, psychedelic scuzz and cemetery bomp! PARADISE LOST is a night of sinful rock n roll featuring the deadly beauties of La Gata Negra: League of Masked Lady Wrestlers who will surely kick, choke, and powerbomb their way into your hearts as they battle through three all-out bouts for supremacy of the wrestling underground! To celebrate this epic rumble, the folks at Paramount Pictures have agreed to host the release of Jack Blacks new film, Nacho Libre, at tonights throwdown! Grab some free gear and prizes just in time for the movies premiere on June 16th!

Kicking off the night, will be the insane folk-metal fury of Devil In the Kitchen. With a flying-v fiddle, and a thousand kilowatts of sonic Celtic destruction, these four gents are sure to fire you up.

Also featured are local lightning and leather outfit, Wild Zero, dealing out fistfuls of high-octane rawk to fuel the nights frenzied descent.

Driving the final nails into your sanitys coffin will be garage-horror legends, the Coffin Lids. Bringing their own brand of undead trash to the stage, theyll be spitting blood and whiskey as they tear through a scorching set of b-move odes and midnite anthems.

In addition we will have numerous performers and oddities on hand from around the North East, bringing you the finest in sword-swallowing, glass-walking and the like!

To navigate you through the night will be a very special Master of Ceremonies, J. Cannibal of Black Cat Burlesque. This real-life undertaker and local horror burlesque king is known for his exquisite taste in zombie films and unique brand of theatrical violence.

Some come one come all, and participate in a singular night of deviant behavior, sonic ferocity and unbridled body-slamming violence, and revel in your Paradise Lost!

The Paradise ~ 967 Commonwealth Ave. ~ Boston, MA
Tickets available at the door or at www.thedise.com

 

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Your friendly General Manager, Miss Firecracker, is still recruiting lady wrestlers. If you are interested in earning your hood and entering the ring with our elite assortment of lethal ladies, email her at
.generalmanager@lagatanegra.com

Likewise if you want to be added to our mailing list and get all the latest dirt and developments on New England's only all-masked all female wrestling league!

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RECENT THROWDOWNS
Friday, February 17th
La Gata Negra Presents
"Love Hurts"
Bridezilla's Tag Team Elimination Showdown!
as part of
Burlesque-A-Pades in Loveland


Brought to you by Mode Merr
A saucy and spectacular tribute to the season of love. Don’t miss your chance to see this caravan of all star performers as they stop in your city to spread Valentine's Day bliss!
starring
The World Famous Pontani Sisters
Kitten de Ville
Trixie Little
The Hate Monkey
Corn Mo
Tyler Fyre
with live music from...
The Fisherman Xylophonic Orchestra
La Gata Negra (MA)
Thru the Keyhole (MA)

2/17 - TT The Bear's, Cambridge, MA - www.ttthebears.com
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Special Sponsors
Shocked and Amazed

Tickets available at venue web sites! don't delay, get em today!

 

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Ok takedown fans...I've been busy recruiting some more enmascardoras to do battle for LGN and we've got a line-up that would make a psychotic chimpanzee flee in terror:

• Mistress Cheetah the Mean Mistreatah
  A lithe feline dominitrix, she is usually accompanied to the ring by her slave boys, Duh and Ug (collectively "Doug), With her dizzying array of high flying moves and cool cunning, this kitty makes cat scratch fever seem as harmless as a case of the sniffles. Not content with merely her title belt, she is also starting her own line of lingerie and slave training gear. Her signature move is the Cheetah Heatah.

• Conqueror Worm
  While working as a mortician , she met her earthly end when her habit of huffing embalming fluid got the best of her. When the Grim Reaper came for her, he was startled to find that her years of formaldehyde inhalation had made her completely invulnerable to forces of decomposition. So impressed was he by her almost fiendish knowledge of all things morbid , he made her Death's Own Handmaiden. She regards her wrestling career as merely "warm up practice" for her more lethal endevours. Worm's signature move is the Pall Bearer.

• The Irish Twins
  South Boston's favorite tag team, these deliquent Southie sisters keeping skipping class at the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin catholic high school to bring their special brand of street tough chaos to the squared circle. The current crew of wrestling siblings includes Mary Margaret, Margaret Mary, Catherine Mary and Mary Catherine. Their signature moves are the South Boston Crab and the Guinness Grab.

• El Gecko
  This reptilian fury from the Franklin Park Zoo was raised and trained to wrestle by her keeper, the herptologist Professor John Allgood. With the promise of juicy worms as her motivation, she is fierce and slitthery force to be recknoned with in the ring. Her signature move is the Tail Flail.

• Missy America
  Olympic Gymnast turned ultra-patriotic wrestler, Missy is the ribbon waving champion of the American Heartland. These colors don't run and neither does Missy as she bounds and leaps around her confused opponents. Kept on strict training regimen by her coach Belly Corolla, Missy is winning the hearts of true patriots the red states over. Her signature move is Operation Desert Storm

• The Bad Habits
  Originally entering the ring to only to reclaim the truant Irish Twins for the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin High School, the tag team of Sister Mary Malice and Sister Ruby Knuckles found they had a god-given talent for mat brutality. They soon realized that thebest way to spread the Word of the Lord to sinners the world over is to the beat the Devil out of them...literally. Their signature moves are the Hail Mary and the Holy Roller.

• La Hornita
  Born in Connecticut to a family of etymologists, La Hornita was lost in the jungles of Mexico at the age of 5 on one of her parents' expediitons to study the Mexican Honey Bee. Found and raised by an outlaw tribe of rudor luchadores, La Hornita is back in the states to track down her WASP parents as well show her "cut rate competitiors" what a real luchadora does in the ring. Her signature move is the Royal Jelly Rollup.

• GI Jane Doe
  Not content with fighting for the mandatory spread of democracy the world over, our unknown soldier has taken off her gunbelt and put on her wrestling boots to battle for LGN victory.

• The Boston Terror
  Out of the puppy mill and into the ring, this terrier bitch has got bone to pick with EVERYONE. Her signature move is the Fire Hydrant.

• Doctor Endo Mitriosis
  Ob\Gyn from hell! Need we say more? Her signature move is the Mammogram.

• Lady Frankenstein
  Building herself into a better wrestler, she gives new meaning to the phrase "body modifications". Accompanied to the ring by her first creation, the Monster, Lady Frankenstein is always inventing new ways to electrify the crowd and recycle human tissue in the name of world wrestling domination. Her signature move is the Tesla Coil.

• Baby Jane
  She's writing a letter to Daddy and it's all about tapdancing all over her opponent's vertabrae. A former child star, she hasn't adjusted to her adult life with much grace. Her dissappointment with banalities of adult life coupled with the pressues of "caring" for her wheelchair bound sister Blanche have sent this babydoll off her rocker and into squared circle. Her signature move is, well, throwing dead birds at her opponents.

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Your friendly General Manager, Miss Firecracker, is still recruiting lady wrestlers. If you are interested in earning your hood and entering the ring with our elite assortment of lethal ladies, email her at
.generalmanager@lagatanegra.com

Likewise if you want to be added to our mailing list and get all the latest dirt and developments on New England's only all-masked all female wrestling league!

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Want to get up close and personal with the grappling goddesses without the risk of grievous bodily harm? Check out our blog!

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Check out the results of the G-Spot Revue Rumble, including the new holder of the LGN Championship Belt on the brand new
Match Result Page